Brian Weckbacher
Guitar and Vocals
Brian Weckbacher plays guitar and sings. He is 15 years old and has been playing since he was 12. He met Josh, Dan, and Veazie in rehab when he was 10 years old (Joke!). His favorite musicians include Jimi Hendrix, Sublime, Bob Marley, Stevie Ray Vaughan, and Robert Johnson. Here's what Brian has to say about his life:
"Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general melees that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons, in the spring we would make meat-helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard, really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Rootrian named Velma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing more satisfying than a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking, I suggest you try it."
I'm sorry we have run out of time for Brian's quote. Brian plays on a Fender Toronado, and a Peavy amp. That's it.
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